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How U.S. Education Ranks …Against Itself

When compared to the rest of the world, some say we’re far behind in education. Our science sucks, our math is elementary, and our language skills are as diverse as a Stephenie Meyer book signing. When compared to the other rest of the world, some taut American education as more robust than most countries on the planet, as we have a solid trajectory of nursery-through-post-graduate options for anyone who can muster their way through the necessary bureaucracy and financing.

But despite what any of them say… how do we compare to ourselves?

The U.S. Census Bureau recently released statistics reflecting the 50 states by percentage of residents aged 25-34 who hold a college degree. I instantly thought about the dozens of annoying under-employed Census representatives who’ve banged on my door over the past few months trying to get me to fess up to the ethnicity of my next-door neighbor who no longer lives there. Clearly, the Census is unable to track those who go unnacounted for–many of which do not hold college degrees–so I was instantly skeptical of the stats.

Instant cynicism aside, the results are thought-provoking. And if Statistics 101 taught me anything, a sampling is indicative of a larger population. The Chronicle of Higher Education, the ivory tower of all that is sacred and holy in academic news, prettified the numbers with a lovely interactive chart, which you can play with and view by clicking here.

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Academia Gets Cronked

Web humor seems to spew out of the subject of college, from CollegeHumor’s prank wars to PartySchoolTexts.com to fake Facebook college groups, but rarely does a funny site poke fun at the institutions themselves. Rife with administration bureaucracy and run by self-proclaimed intellectuals, colleges and universities are surely worth a jab for being the squarish bookworms of society.

Enter The Cronk of Higher Education, a satirical news site about ridiculous issues in higher education, overblown academic conferences and fake intern/slave-wanted advertisements. In short, it’s The Onion with a PhD in post-post-modernist structuralism in Beowulf. The movie.

Fake article topics range from tech-savvy colleges that admit students via Evite and college fairs that draw 3,000 parents … and zero students. From revered professors emerita to jaded school administration staff to the broke PhD going on a 6th year of candidacy, The Cronk sheds a lighter, more ironic light on academic culture than the iron gates of higher ed usually allow through.

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