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Music Mashup: Kazookeylele Needs Friends

If you don’t crack a smile at the video below, you have no soul.

Multi-instrument contraptions need to catch on, and Stuart David Crout took it to new heights in 2008 with more than 8 million YouTube views. He rocks a sawed-off ukulele/keyboard/kazoo (pictured left), otherwise known as the kazookeylele.

Where are all the other instrument mashups? Stand up and be seen!

Oobject.com features some head-scratchers, like the 5-stringed chicken cooker and bikelophone, but these seriously need a bigger primetime slot in our lives. I expect a clever contraption to be featured at next year’s Super Bowl halftime show.

phonofiddle hornfiddle

Phonofiddler - image courtesy Infrogmation

Check out the phonofiddle (pictured right) being played by this fine gentleman in the pink hat. He slides the bow, and sound blares out of the horn.

When I did a video about cigar box guitars, I learned that Appalachian mountain music inspired all sorts of DIY music mashups, often with household items. Milk crates earned twangy strings. Washtubs donned vibrating cords. Washbins = percussion.

Kazokeylele Crout (below), hats off to you. May others follow your wacky musical steps.

If you didn’t catch the kazookeylele YouTube phenomenon when it hit, please do so now.

USC Science Film Competition

I chose the most antisocial spot in the back corner of USC’s Ray Stark Family Theatre to gauge the audience for the university’s first-ever science film competition.

Logo for science-themed film festival at USC.My estimate of the crowd was, roughly: half cinema, half science students — mainly due to the balance of eyeglasses that were, and weren’t, meant to be stylish. One filmgoer sat with his sticker-covered cello case. The theater was abuzz with a quirky, intelligent glow.

In the lobby before the screening, I met a group of USC students live-blogging and covering the event for CelebritySC. I hadn’t planned to cover it for Square Syndrome, but suddenly, I felt like giving myself a press pass. Scientific American’s Carin Bondar published a sharp preview story in October.

More than 130 students from many disciplines collaborated on the films.

Cinephiles met engineers. Producers mingled with chemists. Dreamers and innovators were one in the same.

Eight films were selected for the final round by ten judges (USC faculty and indie filmmakers). Criteria used to rank the films included categories like: scientific content, authenticity of science, overall concept, etc.

WINNERS:

1st Place ($2,500) – “Time”

Cooking and everyday kitchen items are combined with stop-motion animation and a clever script about the passage of time made for the clear #1 choice! The authors, Kevin Le (mathematics, physics & astronomy) and Edward Saavedra (cinema, production, editing), piqued our interest by asking: Why does time move in only one direction? They flip pancakes, build sandwiches and make a total mess to teach us about the concept of entropy (read: chaos). I was enthralled for every moment and was delighted to see them win. Learning and enjoyment were one. I hope they put it online. (If you guys are reading this, post a link in comments!)

2nd Place ($1,500) – “It’s A(Au)ll in You”

A hillbilly prospector is fruitlessly panning for gold. He is interrupted by a mysterious voice who guides him through the periodic table to show him how long it takes Sun (or any star) to make gold, a heavy element. The narrative and concept were memorable — very catchy and cute. However, the film could have integrated the teaching moments with the storyline better. It seemed to flip back and forth between cute cartoon story and VO step-by-step instruction over a pulsing “slide” of the sun. It must be noted that weaving creative storytelling with hard science into a cohesive product is a very difficult task — kudos and congratulations to the students for their great work.

3rd Place ($500) – “Superluminal Neutrinos in 5 Minutes”

Perhaps my favorite subject in this competition (aside from one about particle accelerators), this film was jam-packed with information. It really did feel like the filmmakers were rushing to tell as much about superluminal neutrinos in 5 minutes as humanly possible. The animation style was delightfully crude and hand-drawn — unfolding on the screen as we watched. I have a basic layperson’s knowledge of neutrinos, however, I felt a bit bombarded with the steady pulse of fast, nonstop narration. Maybe that was the point, because yeah, these concepts can get pretty dense — Or NOT, as they posed the titillating question: If neutrinos travel faster than the speed of light, do they have negative mass? What is negative mass? Does this totally fuck up special relativity? (Profanity added here for emphasis.)

A few other films received special mentions, including one that applied Newton’s Laws to dance and another that used stochastically self-similar non-Euclidian replication as an animation technique. Phew. That last one also received a special award for best animation — hear, hear.

My personal honorable mention goes to “The Expense of Spirit” for the heartbreaking narrative: a scientist torn between her evolutionary research and her Christian faith. They acting came from the heart. My guess is that the judges realized that the actual evolutionary research itself (and its critical applications) were far ignored, compared with the story. I felt for the characters, but I needed to feel for that überimportant research, too.

It’s not easy making these films, and I wish I would have been a participant. When I heard the call for proposals, I had just completed a short mathematics-themed film and was not able to ramp up the momentum to get a new one going for the contest’s open submission period (they didn’t accept previously produced films).

After all was said and done, the event’s host, Clifford V. Johnson (USC professor of physics and astronomy) said it best:

“If we get [science] out there so it’s not this special thing in a corner, we’re not really in democracy, fully. Because we’re not sharing ideas. A real citizen is someone just as comfortable talking about things in popular culture as they are talking about things happening in science.”

Long live the USC Science Film Competition! And anyone trying to make difficult concepts fun and creative.

Engrish + Lazy Typing = Product Purchase

It’s as if cultural miscommunication and one distracted-as-fuck advertising copywriter joined forces to produce the Holy Grail of marketing schemes.

I bought the product.

And not only because it told me it would “prevent moisturd from penetrating through the skull.”

I present to you:

Magic Hair-Drying Cap.

Made in China. Sold in Germany. Bought by an American tourist, yours truly.



Women Frolicking for Tampons

Every Hour On The Hour of 2010

On January 1, 2010, my boyfriend made a New Year’s resolution to take a picture every waking hour for the whole year.

We live together.

For the past 364 days, the iPhone “Harp” alarm has filled our ears every hour that we are together. It’s become like white noise to me:

He broadcasts the photos online at EveryHourOnTheHour.com as as sort of “eff you” to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Tumblr… all the social networking sites he has shunned since the demise of Classmates.com disillusioned him so many years ago. Robert Cannon, the anti-social networking photographer with a mission.

At first, I was intrigued, yet hesitant. My halfhearted complaints went something like: “But what if we’re having a romantic moment together? … What if you’re in a job interview? … What if I’m in the shower and you pop your head in? I can’t be naked on the Internet. I just can’t.”

It only took about 8 months for an accidental shower photo to make it on the Every Hour website, and by that point, I had become the project’s wingman. Accomplice to taking photos at even the most inappropriate times. The shower photo made TV news when our local ABC affiliate, KABC 7, visited our apartment to do a story on the project as it dwindles down to its last days. Check it out (will post ad-free version soon):

The Brave Little Toaster Would Be Proud

New gadgets and apps stir the masses like no teenybopper concert can.

More than half a million people pre-ordered the iPhone 4 as thousands more camped out on sidewalks outside Apple stores across the world. News about insignificant changes in Facebook-land generate more articles than the midterm elections. And if you wanna talk obscure, the new iTunes icon even gave life (life, I say!) to a confrontational curmudgeon of a Twitter personality, dropping F bombs whenever Steve Jobs does something badass and unverified.

So it’s refreshing when humble technologies from older eras find their way back to relevancy.

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FM Radio: Cell Phones Killed the Radio Star

When Howard Stern left FM radio for satellite, people adapted. When Adam Carolla left FM radio for podcasts, people adapted. When mandatory FM radios were implanted into every cell phone in America, people were forced.

FM radio tuners may become mandatory for all American cell phones if Congress passes a bill this fall.

Okay, it hasn’t happened yet, but Congress may vote on a bill this fall to make it illegal for cell phones to continue to be sold without FM radio capability.

A heated, decades-long feud has stood between American radio broadcasters and the music industry. The two could never agree on the royalties—or lack thereof—paid to artists and labels for songs played over the radio. At no cost, public stations could blast anyone’s tunes over the airwaves because—as broadcasters put it—you can’t buy free publicity.

(Originally published August 30, 2010 on NeonTommy.com.)

Facebook Places: A Self-Policing Social Network?

Cheating spouses, drug dealers and truant teenagers beware. Facebook Places is just like tagging your friends… on crack.

If you’ve updated your iPhone Facebook app in the past few days, you may have noticed a glowing halo surrounding a new icon, smack dab in the center of your app home screen. I snagged a screenshot of mine before it disappeared into the permanence of mobile Facebook-dom.

[Cue ominous choral music.]

Okay, fear-mongering aside, we’ve been here before. Facebook rolls out a new service, the ACLU enjoys the public outcry over privacy issues, and after a few weeks, the masses latch onto the new service. And they like it. Dissenters finally figure out how to tweak the updated privacy settings, high schoolers spam the new service with inside jokes, and life goes on. A notable person here or there deletes his or her Facebook account on principle.

(Originally published August 21, 2010 on NeonTommy.com.)