Category Archives: Commentary

Futulele: Tech Music Mashup of the Day

A few weeks ago, I complained that Kazokeylele was alone in its quest for innovative instrument mashups.

My cry to the universe was answered in today’s smash hit by Amidio.com:

The Futulele.

Background image and tech courtesy of amidio.com

The Futulele hinges on (literally) an attachment between an iPad and an iPhone.

iPad provides strings, iPhone provides frets, and Bluetooth syncs it all up. Techie innovators really make the world go round. I can’t wait to try my hands at one of these.

Check out the sweet video demo by this lovely lady, and head over to their website for details on the upcoming release of Futulele.

Insta-Convenient Consumer Tech

I impatiently wait for cordless electricity, automated public bathroom finders and car-finds-you parking lot detectors.

The point of new tech is simple: level-up the convenience meter. Faster. Smaller. More efficient. Less Time. Greater good, lesser bad.

GOOD Magazine recently featured a insta-interactive 3D augmented reality demo, and it looks something like this (clicks through to their post):

While we twiddle our thumbs waiting for something like this to be released at Best Buy, some MIT brains have developed SixthSense, a wearable device that instantly manifests a virtual keyboard or interface. Frame a photo with your fingers. Type on your hand. Search product information on the actual product itself. No iPhone required.

It looks something like this:

The video below is a delightful and charming demo. The best application I can think of is simple: the instant notepad. Pulling out my iPhone, opening the “Notes” application and beginning to type is just too many steps. Especially when I’m interrupted by all sort sof other notifications. Why jeopardize a flighty, brilliant idea? Especially while driving. Voice-activation wouldn’t hurt. After all, Siri is way too temperamental to rely on.

SixthSense via TED.com:

Thank goodness instant gratification isn’t one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Women Frolicking for Tampons

Women dancing for tampons! Women leaping for joy for tampons! Women twirling about the world with 24-inch waists for tampons!

Gimme a fucking break.

The web can use some more cultural commentary on mass-appeal advertising.

And seriously, I don’t need to SEE how that cotton column expands (below). It does not remind me of a flowing spring skirt.

Ouch.

And before it was ladylike and marketable to fling your legs off the ground in exuberance:

He: I'm totally gonna bang her. She: Not today!


Inspired by Women Laughing Alone With Salad

Word Nicknames: Because How Else Can You Show You’re Hip?

Sometimes, the bald-faced joy people glean from the opportunity to proclaim one of these slashed, trendy nouns scares me. Just a little.

Sandwich – Sammich

Pregnant – Preggers, Pregg-o

BMW – Beemer

People – Peeps

Ridiculous – Redic

Legitimate – Legit

Baby’s dad – Baby Daddy

Male friendship – Bromance

These are repeated and popularized with such gusto that I often suspect an incarnation of Psych! will return.

Psych.

Your submissions for word nicknames that make the speaker beam with an air of self-imposed coolness are welcome.

A Specialization in Postmodernist-Sub-Sub-Obscurity

Portrait of a Scholar by Rem­brandt van Rijn, via Wikimedia Commons

The Ph.D. candidate who special­izes in philosopher Jean Bau­drillard’s theory of hyperreality in graphic novels.

The English lit master’s student who studies post-structuralism in Marcel Proust’s Swann’s Way.

The undergrad majoring in 19th century French poetry.

These hard working, passionate scholars often face the same dreaded question:

“…What are you going to do with that?”

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Oh, those 24-year-old kids…

(An updated version of this article appears on Neon Tommy.)

Girls and boys, gather ’round. It’s story time. Aren’t we excited?

Are you still reading? Are you desensitized to being patronized? Not within the blogosphere, I hope.

Academia is the culprit.

You may find it unsurprising that condescending behavior exists in academia. It seems fitting for a culture in which intellect and pedagogy are central. However, I firmly believe that patronizing communication is un-educational. I care deeply about higher ed, so this issue burns me like wasabi in a windpipe.

Craigslist Bans Sex… But Not Demand

Craigslist homepage with a big censored stamp over it.

Craigslist used the c-word.

Silently, swiftly and oh-so-discreetly, it definitely used the c-word.

Censored.

Without any official warning, Craigslist kicked off Labor Day Weekend 2010 by removing its “adult services” category. The move came after attorneys general from 17 states threatened legal action for what they claim to be “rampant” advertisements for prostitution and child sex trafficking.

But the organizations, politicians and attorneys lambasting Craigslist have misdirected the public’s attention from the true problem:

The demand for child sex.

(Originally published September 7, 2010 on NeonTommy.com.)